Gaxeer в 21:50, 19 июля 2024

2024-07-19T21:50:32Z

← Предыдущая версия		Версия от 21:50, 19 июля 2024
Строка 5:		Строка 5:
	{{Template:Jobs}}		{{Template:Jobs}}

	== ~~Useful Links~~ ==		== Полезные ссылки ==

	* [[Chain of Command\|Цепь коммандования]]		* [[Chain of Command\|Цепь коммандования]]

Gaxeer в 21:44, 19 июля 2024

2024-07-19T21:44:55Z

Внесённые изменения

Gaxeer в 20:47, 19 июля 2024

2024-07-19T20:47:39Z

Gaxeer в 20:26, 19 июля 2024

2024-07-19T20:26:18Z

Внесённые изменения

Gaxeer в 19:41, 19 июля 2024

2024-07-19T19:41:52Z

Внесённые изменения

Gaxeer в 19:35, 19 июля 2024

2024-07-19T19:35:51Z

← Предыдущая версия		Версия от 19:35, 19 июля 2024
Строка 16:		Строка 16:
	{{Important		{{Important
	\|Title=Disclaimer		\|Title=Disclaimer
	\|Note=<span style="color="white">~~Remember~~, ~~these job descriptions are for humor purposes only~~. ~~Please follow common sense~~.</font></span>		\|Note=<span style="color="white">Помните, что эти должностные инструкции предназначены только для юмора. Пожалуйста, руководствуйтесь здравым смыслом.</font></span>
	\|Color=#F00		\|Color=#F00
	}}		}}

Gaxeer в 19:34, 19 июля 2024

2024-07-19T19:34:12Z

Внесённые изменения

Aylong: Aylong переименовал страницу Обсуждение:Jobs в Обсуждение:Должности

2024-07-19T19:07:30Z

Aylong переименовал страницу Обсуждение:Jobs в Обсуждение:Должности

← Предыдущая версия		Версия от 19:07, 19 июля 2024
(нет различий)

Gaxeer в 17:48, 19 июля 2024

2024-07-19T17:48:01Z

Внесённые изменения

imported>Armhulen в 21:44, 2 июня 2016

2016-06-02T21:44:03Z

← Предыдущая версия		Версия от 21:44, 2 июня 2016
Строка 4:		Строка 4:

	==Cult Combo==		==Cult Combo==
	Okay, it's weird that the Nar'Sie cultists are just called cultists, but Ratvar cultists are called Servants of Ratvar or something. Should we fix?		Okay, it's weird that the Nar'Sie cultists are just called cultists, but Ratvar cultists are called Servants of Ratvar or something. Should we fix? --[[User:Armhulen\|Armhulen]] ([[User talk:Armhulen\|talk]]) June 2nd, 2016

	==Guardian Spirits Addition==		==Guardian Spirits Addition==

← Предыдущая версия		Версия от 20:47, 19 июля 2024
Строка 31:		Строка 31:
	!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Очень высокая		!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Очень высокая
	\|-		\|-
	![[File:Generic_hop.png\|64px\|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[~~Head of Personnel~~]]		![[File:Generic_hop.png\|64px\|link=Head of Personnel]]<br>[[Глава персонала]]
	\|<s>Manage</s> Ignore internal problems. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records, judge the unworthy [[assistant]]s, flood the station with Clowns, distribute silver IDs to those clowns, be the hero the station <s>needs</s> deserves. Protect Ian with your life until a low-reputation traitor stuffs him into the washing machine when you aren't looking. Cry near cargo because [[Quartermaster]] is now the head of his own department, diminishing your purpose in life.		\|<s>Manage</s> Ignore internal problems. Assign jobs, alter IDs, maintain records, judge the unworthy [[assistant]]s, flood the station with Clowns, distribute silver IDs to those clowns, be the hero the station <s>needs</s> deserves. Protect Ian with your life until a low-reputation traitor stuffs him into the washing machine when you aren't looking. Cry near cargo because [[Quartermaster]] is now the head of his own department, diminishing your purpose in life.
	!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Средне		!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Средне
	\|-		\|-
	![[File:Generic_hos.png\|64px\|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[~~Head of Security~~]]		![[File:Generic_hos.png\|64px\|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Глава службы безопасности]]
	\|Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Despair when they inevitably are. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Try to focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown\|leeches]]. Chase down lone traitors and die alone in maintenance because YOU <b>ARE THE LAW</b>. Revel in the fact that everyone hates you. Rage at the coderbase for not letting you fit the entire armory into your pants anymore. Have blood feuds with the Warden.		\|Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Despair when they inevitably are. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Try to focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown\|leeches]]. Chase down lone traitors and die alone in maintenance because YOU <b>ARE THE LAW</b>. Revel in the fact that everyone hates you. Rage at the coderbase for not letting you fit the entire armory into your pants anymore. Have blood feuds with the Warden.
	!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Очень высокая		!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Очень высокая
	\|-		\|-
	![[File:Generic_ce.png\|64px\|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>[[~~Chief Engineer~~]]		![[File:Generic_ce.png\|64px\|link=Chief Engineer]]<br>[[Главный инженер]]
	\|Get top-of-the-line engineering equipment, do nothing productive with it. Violently protect your department's equipment from hordes of [[Cargo_Technician\|thieving]] [[Assistant\|rats]]. Get ignored by your own underlings. Increase the engine's power output until shocked doors violate the Geneva convention. Spend the station's raw material supply on building a giant plastitanium cock in departures. Despair when you're asked to rebuild [[Guide_to_Telecommunications\|Telecommunications]].		\|Get top-of-the-line engineering equipment, do nothing productive with it. Violently protect your department's equipment from hordes of [[Cargo_Technician\|thieving]] [[Assistant\|rats]]. Get ignored by your own underlings. Increase the engine's power output until shocked doors violate the Geneva convention. Spend the station's raw material supply on building a giant plastitanium cock in departures. Despair when you're asked to rebuild [[Guide_to_Telecommunications\|Telecommunications]].
	!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Сложно		!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Сложно
	\|-		\|-
	![[File:Generic_rd.png\|64px\|link=Research Director]]<br>[[~~Research Director~~]]		![[File:Generic_rd.png\|64px\|link=Research Director]]<br>[[Директор исследований]]
	\|Oversee the [[Scientist\|demented]] [[Roboticist\|manchildren]] of your department. Destroy cyborgs with your magic computer for not respecting you. Use Lamarr as a breath mask. Try to powergame four jobs at once. Take control of the AI and rule the station. Shed a tear when you remember that you could once print guns. Laugh when Security begs you to make them technological shotgun shells.		\|Oversee the [[Scientist\|demented]] [[Roboticist\|manchildren]] of your department. Destroy cyborgs with your magic computer for not respecting you. Use Lamarr as a breath mask. Try to powergame four jobs at once. Take control of the AI and rule the station. Shed a tear when you remember that you could once print guns. Laugh when Security begs you to make them technological shotgun shells.
	!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Сложно		!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Сложно
	\|-		\|-
	![[File:Generic_cmo.png\|64px\|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[~~Chief Medical Officer~~]]		![[File:Generic_cmo.png\|64px\|link=Chief Medical Officer]]<br>[[Главный врач]]
	\|<s>Gently</s> Loudly remind everyone to turn up their suit sensors. Complain when no one listens to you, then laugh when they die alone and afraid. Help the virologist spread an epidemic. Fill your hypospray with <s>Chloral Hydrate</s> hard drugs. Feed Runtime mice from maintenance. Kick out the [[Clown]] every five minutes. Do everything because nobody else knows how wounds work.		\|<s>Gently</s> Loudly remind everyone to turn up their suit sensors. Complain when no one listens to you, then laugh when they die alone and afraid. Help the virologist spread an epidemic. Fill your hypospray with <s>Chloral Hydrate</s> hard drugs. Feed Runtime mice from maintenance. Kick out the [[Clown]] every five minutes. Do everything because nobody else knows how wounds work.
	!Высокая		!Высокая
	\|-		\|-
	![[File:Generic_qm.png\|64px\|link=Quartermaster]]<br>[[~~Quartermaster~~]]		![[File:Generic_qm.png\|64px\|link=Quartermaster]]<br>[[Квартирмейстер]]
	\|Oversee the operations of cargo, order equipment with credits, and ensure your [[Cargo Technician\|cargo techs]] do their jobs. Tell the miners to not die, lose radio contact with all of them ten minutes later. Sell anything valuable you can get your hands on and flaunt your wealth to the other departments. Order a shitton of guns and attempt to secede from the station for the glory of Cargonia for the seventh time that week, then act surprised when security raids the cargo bay to confiscate the guns. Steal as much money as possible and shove it all in your B.E.P.I.S. Dance in the bridge because '''YOU'RE NOW''' ACTUALLY '''A HEAD OF STAFF.''' Get beaten by confused [[Head of Personnel]] who still think cargo is theirs.		\|Oversee the operations of cargo, order equipment with credits, and ensure your [[Cargo Technician\|cargo techs]] do their jobs. Tell the miners to not die, lose radio contact with all of them ten minutes later. Sell anything valuable you can get your hands on and flaunt your wealth to the other departments. Order a shitton of guns and attempt to secede from the station for the glory of Cargonia for the seventh time that week, then act surprised when security raids the cargo bay to confiscate the guns. Steal as much money as possible and shove it all in your B.E.P.I.S. Dance in the bridge because '''YOU'RE NOW''' ACTUALLY '''A HEAD OF STAFF.''' Get beaten by confused [[Head of Personnel]] who still think cargo is theirs.
	!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Средняя		!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Средняя
Строка 62:		Строка 62:
	! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:{{ColorPalette\|Security\|Secondary}};" width=100\|Сложность		! scope="col" style="color:white;background-color:{{ColorPalette\|Security\|Secondary}};" width=100\|Сложность
	\|-		\|-
	![[File:Generic_hos.png\|64px\|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[~~Head of Security~~]]		![[File:Generic_hos.png\|64px\|link=Head of Security]]<br>[[Глава службы безопасности]]
	\|Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Despair when they inevitably are. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Try to focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown\|leeches]]. Chase down lone traitors and die alone in maintenance because YOU <b>ARE THE LAW</b>. Revel in the fact that everyone hates you. Rage at the coderbase for not letting you fit the entire armory into your pants anymore. Have blood feuds with the Warden.		\|Make sure your team isn't [[Shitcurity]]. Despair when they inevitably are. Wear a stylish yet protective coat. Try to focus your department's efforts on bigger fish than [[Clown\|leeches]]. Chase down lone traitors and die alone in maintenance because YOU <b>ARE THE LAW</b>. Revel in the fact that everyone hates you. Rage at the coderbase for not letting you fit the entire armory into your pants anymore. Have blood feuds with the Warden.
	!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Очень высокая		!<span style="display: none;">a</span>Очень высокая
	\|-		\|-
	![[File:Generic_warden.png\|64px\|link=Warden]]<br>[[~~Warden~~]]		![[File:Generic_warden.png\|64px\|link=Warden]]<br>[[Смотритель]]
	\|Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. Be beaten and demoted for leaving your office to get a snack. <s>Never</s> Watch security cameras. Steal from the armory, then order crates to cover it up. Make sure nobody but you loots the armory. Set brig timers because the Head of Security refuses to. Replace the air in an assistants body with the fear of security. Have blood feuds with the Head of Security.		\|Sit in your office. Sit in your office, again. Be beaten and demoted for leaving your office to get a snack. <s>Never</s> Watch security cameras. Steal from the armory, then order crates to cover it up. Make sure nobody but you loots the armory. Set brig timers because the Head of Security refuses to. Replace the air in an assistants body with the fear of security. Have blood feuds with the Head of Security.
	!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Высокая		!<span style="display: none;">b</span>Высокая
	\|-		\|-
	![[File:Generic_security.png\|64px\|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[~~Security Officer~~]]		![[File:Generic_security.png\|64px\|link=Security Officer]]<br>[[Офицер службы безопасности]]
	\|Deal with the various [[clown\|dirty]] [[assistant\|fucking]] [[traitor\|criminals]] running amok on the station. <s>Taser</s> Disabler people in the eyes. Pretend the Lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest". Flashbang crowds until they are deaf and blind forever. Arrest someone for a legitimate cause and get called shitcurity.		\|Deal with the various [[clown\|dirty]] [[assistant\|fucking]] [[traitor\|criminals]] running amok on the station. <s>Taser</s> Disabler people in the eyes. Pretend the Lawyer doesn't exist. Dogpile on traitors. Constantly get bitched at. Harmbaton people to death, claim they were "resisting arrest". Flashbang crowds until they are deaf and blind forever. Arrest someone for a legitimate cause and get called shitcurity.
	!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Высокая		!<span style="display: none;">c</span>Высокая
	\|-		\|-
	![[File:Generic_detective.png\|64px\|link=Detective]]<br>[[~~Detective~~]]		![[File:Generic_detective.png\|64px\|link=Detective]]<br>[[Детектив]]
	\|Smoke two cigarettes and require medical attention. Shoot the assistants with your cowboy gun. Use your cowboy gun to become a serial killer without getting arrested because everyone knows you cannot be an antag. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Beg security officers for a baton. "Deconstruct" Beepsky for a baton. Harmbaton innocent bystanders. Litter the halls with photos. Maybe actually solve a crime someday.		\|Smoke two cigarettes and require medical attention. Shoot the assistants with your cowboy gun. Use your cowboy gun to become a serial killer without getting arrested because everyone knows you cannot be an antag. Lose your cowboy gun in a Space Vegas gambling session. Beg security officers for a baton. "Deconstruct" Beepsky for a baton. Harmbaton innocent bystanders. Litter the halls with photos. Maybe actually solve a crime someday.
	!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Средняя		!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Средняя
	\|-		\|-
	![[File:Prisoner_basic.png\|64px\|link=Prisoner]]<br>[[~~Prisoner~~]]		![[File:Prisoner_basic.png\|64px\|link=Prisoner]]<br>[[Заключенный]]
	\|Lock yourselves up in perma by somehow building walls. Have security barge in 20 minutes later. Throw a ghetto party. Have the AI let you out when there's no security presence. Be eaten by space dragons. Roleplay with the Lawyer until you forge a deep, personal relationship. Don't invite the Warden to the wedding.		\|Lock yourselves up in perma by somehow building walls. Have security barge in 20 minutes later. Throw a ghetto party. Have the AI let you out when there's no security presence. Be eaten by space dragons. Roleplay with the Lawyer until you forge a deep, personal relationship. Don't invite the Warden to the wedding.
	!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Низкая		!<span style="display: none;">d</span>Низкая

Обсуждение:Должности - История изменений

Gaxeer в 21:50, 19 июля 2024

Gaxeer в 21:44, 19 июля 2024

Gaxeer в 20:47, 19 июля 2024

Gaxeer в 20:26, 19 июля 2024

Gaxeer в 19:41, 19 июля 2024

Gaxeer в 19:35, 19 июля 2024

Gaxeer в 19:34, 19 июля 2024

Aylong: Aylong переименовал страницу Обсуждение:Jobs в Обсуждение:Должности

Gaxeer в 17:48, 19 июля 2024

imported>Armhulen в 21:44, 2 июня 2016